I made a guy piss his pants at the table last night. I did not realize it until someone told me. After he got up I saw his pants were soaked. true story!
Ok the full story. It was a chinese poker tournament at Commerce, a freeroll tournament with a ten thousand dollar prize pool. we were at the final table and only three of us were left. The guy was very nervous and I admit I was a bit nervous myself because first place was 4 grand and third place was 1200. A big difference in prize money. Well the guy kept saying strange things and was trying to prove to everyone that he was going to win. He got mad at me and said "wait till you see this hand, your done" whereby I beat him in the hand and he started to pee his pants. He was sooo scared that he was going to lose, that he peed himself. I told him that I put him on tilt and I think thats when he let it go.
I swear its a true story! i could not believe that he had literally peed his pants, it was disgusting but nonetheless funnier than anything I have ever seen. i have heard of people getting sick and stuff at final tables but never peeing themselves.
The thing that made it so funny was that the guy stated he was pissed off at the dealer, which was actually true. the guy was being quite obnoxious the whole time but I guess he was just real scared. I ended up in second place which was not too bad, but it was fun!
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