Don't get me started on Party Support... I had the most surreal conversation of my whole life with Party Support....

Lobby - Service Person: Hazel

Hazel: Hello, how may I assist you?

Spike_tt: An email said I would be automatically taken to my table for the PPM warm-up... this hasn't happened...

Spike_tt: It also said there would be a button labelled "Take me to my PPM table". There isn't...

Hazel: That's because you will be taken there after 7

Hazel: Yes, all of this will load after 7

Hazel: EST

Spike_tt: Maybe I have a time difference problem then! What time is it now?

Hazel: It's 7

Hazel:

Hazel: Is there anything else you'd like to ask me?

Spike_tt: What time is it now EST?

Hazel: It's 7

Hazel: EST

Spike_tt: I don't understand... it's 12.20 here in the UK... but it's 7 there? Not 7.20? or 6.20?

Hazel: It's 7

Spike_tt: So... the seating takles place at 7... and it';s 7 *now* you say? So the seating will start now?

Hazel: It will start at 7

Hazel: That will be in 10 minutes

Spike_tt: And what time is it now?

Hazel: It's 7

Hazel: Now it's 7

Spike_tt: Okay... I'm very confused... it's 7 *now*... but it'll be 7 in ten minutes... never mind... I'll wait to see what happens.

Hazel: Just wait 5 more minutes

Spike_tt: Okay.

Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7

Spike_tt: So... now it's 6.55?

Hazel: NO

Hazel: Sorry

Hazel: It is 7

Hazel: Where are you getting 6

Spike_tt: You said in 5 minutes it would be 7... and you're saying *now* it is 7.

Hazel: No

Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7

Spike_tt: So what time is it *now*?

Hazel: I keep saying that it's 7

Spike_tt: Never mind... I'll wait.

Hazel: Ok

Hazel: Thanks

Hazel: Just wait 5 minutes

Spike_tt: Yes... I'll wait until 7.

Hazel: Just 5 more minutes

Spike_tt: Thankyou.

Hazel: You're welcome

Hazel: Have fun!

Spike_tt: I am already!

Hazel: Great!