Never Leave the Table

by Red Dogg (CardPlayer)

Awhile back, 5 of us were playing at a friend's house. One guy, "Bob", decided to get up and take a leak. While he was gone, "Ed" conspired to play a prank. He set the deck up to give "Bob" pocket kings with the quads coming on the flop. He also set me up with rockets with my quads coming on 4th and 5th street.

"Bob" returns, peeks and sees the K's. Slow plays into the flop. We all look at him as the K's drop. He plays it cool. Turn comes, I bet big, he calls. River comes, he calls all-in and stands up throwing down the kings shouting "4 kings, MFer!!!" and then he goes ballistic when he sees my Aces and nearly flips over the pool table!!! It was classic. We told him what happened and had a laugh.

Funniest thing was about 5 hands later, "Ed" took a leak and came back to A9h off my deal... no rigging involved. The flop came down all hearts!!! He looked at his cards and the flop and said "Aw, f*ck you guys, you ain't getting me!" and proceeded to throw down the nut flush!!! To this day he still doesn't believe it was a genuine deal.


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